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assbuttyourargumentisinvalid reblogged this from sherlockseesthrougheverything and added:
I can make people’s argument’s invalid and have the power of the Assbutt… awesome
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Flying Lady Lauren: I can fly. I’d probably be able to stand up to high winds and stuff too, because flying whilst...
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justnorthofreality reblogged this from angrypigeons and added:
I guess I could change reality? How awesome would that be :D
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unleashingtheanimal reblogged this from nitemareprince and added:
I am apparently the female Hulk.. I need to get pasties or huge clothing now.
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professorhat reblogged this from sleuthinglicorice and added:
apparently i am now a hat. and also a professor. in short i am a supersmart hat(?) which power is to teach, or research,...
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paradoxofmelody reblogged this from ceruleanbabe and added:
I confuse people with contradicting music…
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rainbowfang reblogged this from closeted-and-in-highschool
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television-for-dinner reblogged this from xsingintomymouthx and added:
I can eat electronic appliances.
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iaintnevergrowingup reblogged this from sonnelittle and added:
Hell yes, I’m forever young!
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sonnelittle reblogged this from whereonlyangelstread and added:
Sonne means sun in german. So… I’m a little sun?
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whereonlyangelstread reblogged this from neurotic-barista and added:
I have wings and can talk with angels, which is really useful, I guess?
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assassinboygregory reblogged this from uncannydeadpool and added:
I am an assassin with eagle vision and hidden blade who is a boy named Gregory
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mage0fbl00d reblogged this from das-uberchicken and added:
Manipulation over blood.
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rsomeone reblogged this from statuanex and added:
I have the power to shoot R beams out of my eyes and still remain anonymous.
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naotomadness reblogged this from kidicarusiscrazy and added:
it could be D: this will be a good comic book :P
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naotomadness reblogged this from antiprincess000 and added:
make people go mad? o.o
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butterflies-never-die reblogged this from ikilledagirlandilikedit and added:
..I make it so butterflies never die?
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hooodlum reblogged this from agentkikirogers and added:
THIS is my superpower.
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agentkikirogers reblogged this from justarandomguy and added:
UMMMM…. IDK? BEING AWESOME CUZ I’M A AGENT?
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polka-dots-and-moonbeams reblogged this from vpsap and added:
Being a Frank Sinatra song
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canadially reblogged this from itsnotworldsend and added:
Well let’s see. I can’t fly or levitate. I can barely even jump. I can’t bounce bullets off my rump. I look horrible in...
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itsnotworldsend reblogged this from cowaiidaysu and added:
I suppose I can’t do anything except prevent the world from ending. Which, I mean, is pretty cool I suppose. Except if...
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cerebralwhimsy reblogged this from sillyarms and added:
I think I get cerebral palsy… Win?
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cockbutttouch reblogged this from deathtosquishies
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atleastwewillleaveheretogether reblogged this from eatthekidsfirst and added:
I’m gonna say that I can teleport and bring people along with me..
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vpsap reblogged this from ceosap and added:
vpsap and ceosap crime fighting duo extraordinaire
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deathtosquishies reblogged this from paperchel and added:
JAY EFF CEE, CHEL
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ceosap reblogged this from deathtosquishies and added:
ceosap … better left unsaid
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paperchel reblogged this from deathtosquishies and added:
Flat Can slide thru door cracks doesn’t get squished when stepped on can disappear at the right angle
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ihaveamicrophone reblogged this from captainamericaschoiceass and added:
I am now a troll with a microphone
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captainamericaschoiceass reblogged this from deathtosquishies and added:
Turning into a motorcycle and being the controls for a giant robot
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eatthekidsfirst reblogged this from leetshark and added:
I..eat..children? Is that even a superpower? It just sounds like everyday life to me.
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aikastarr reblogged this from deathtosquishies and added:
Well, aika is Finnish for time… I’M A TIME TRAVELER OF THE STARS
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deathtosquishies reblogged this from sodagirll and added:
Killing squishy things, I guess :T
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yutaya reblogged this from crown-of-weeds and added:
I…never give up even though I am eternally the one who tries to at least be the second-choice category when in reality...
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rainbowslinkyofincest reblogged this from crown-of-weeds and added:
Erm, I make magical gay brotherfucking rainbows out of cheap plastic? I am the cheap plastic who is patron saint of...
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