Astro Polar Bear,

Largest land (and space) carnivore.

(via scotchtrooper)

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    I’m such a lively person that I cause riots where ever I go.
  2. adulcetcacophony reblogged this from death-by-sexy and added:
    I can cure cancer…
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  4. cutethoughtscutelife reblogged this from fredflare and added:
    the point of distraction. All villains/douchy guys would take one look at me and instantly forget any evil/stupid plots...
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  6. misplacedunicorns reblogged this from voncakeface and added:
    I can hide unicorns? Or maybe find them. No, no. BOTH.
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  8. deadendgeneration reblogged this from miso-awkward and added:
    One of the few of the dying breed… I keep it real. With the ability to heal the mind body
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  10. our-hats-are-green reblogged this from nikeonmyfeet and added:
    I have a green hat, and i give people green hats
  11. nikeonmyfeet reblogged this from allthingsblackwomen and added:
    UMMM.UMMMM… I have the powers of shoes?
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  13. oddment-tweak reblogged this from itseasytoremember and added:
    I suppose this would mean my superpower is Dumbledore. Being random and eccentric yet still garnering respect? heh.
  14. sailor-vness reblogged this from asenseofelation and added:
    I AM SAILOR VNESS! SOLDIER OF LOVE AND BEAUTY! DEFENDER OF LOVE AND JUSTICE! My superpowers involve some sort of heart...
  15. asenseofelation reblogged this from miso-awkward and added:
    make people happy? lol idk XD
  16. miso-awkward reblogged this from lastautumn and added:
    soup that can soothe/heal troubled souls...anyone can fall in love with my awkwardness (if...
  17. abitofspacegandalf reblogged this from dratsing and added:
    I have space magic powers, but that doesn’t sound cool… I CONTROL THE COSMOS!!!
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  19. sweetmotherofpie reblogged this from himapapa and added:
    Uh….. Have an army of pies or something?
  20. appleranger reblogged this from charc-oal and added:
    i am the ranger of apples
  21. don-cabrejos reblogged this from tofualternative and added:
    I can make you an offer you can’t refuse?
  22. motherbeepingmeow reblogged this from tofualternative and added:
    Supersonic Meow, bitches.
  23. tofualternative reblogged this from mister-dinosaur and added:
    I suppose I’m made of meat. As in, straight up, raw beef or some shit. I mean, since meat is the most acceptable...
  24. thatmogarguy reblogged this from mister-dinosaur and added:
    pansexual alcoholism
  25. mister-dinosaur reblogged this from charc-oal and added:
    I’m Mister Dinosaur, what do you think my powers are?!
  26. charc-oal reblogged this from righteouspantskat and added:
    I CAN THROW MOTHERUCKIN CHARCOAL
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    The ability to be obscenely sexy while also being aloof...mysterious, and a knack for...
  31. blueprints-and-butterflies reblogged this from muffinzandthings and added:
    Butterflies, I command you to make blueprints. Or do I make them myself?
  32. moriarty-did-it reblogged this from moriarty-did-it and added:
    am a highly functioning sociopath. I have mastered the science of deduction and I am extremely knowledgeable. Like, did...
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    manytimes-killed.
  36. runningfromnightmares reblogged this from oliverrubmywood and added:
    Runningfromnightmares....nightmares…? Am
  37. greytune reblogged this from -lazarus and added:
    … I can battle my foes with the power of very depressing music?
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